Tag: education
group name: humorshare
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February 22, 2007 08:32 AM EST --
HOSTAGE LUNCH
Hostage Lunch: A meal purchased by the company, often times pizza, and is provided for employees whose employer requires them to attend a meeting or work through their . . .
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March 02, 2007 08:34 AM EST --
MAMMOGRAPH
Mammograph: A celebrity signature written on a female breast, usually with a "sharpie" brand marker.
The Dirty Debutante: "Big Deadhead Daddy, will you please sign my . . .
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February 12, 2007 09:44 AM EST --
MULTI-TASKING
Multitasking: A polite way of telling someone that you haven’t heard a word they said. Commonly used during long phone calls when the party on the . . .
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February 16, 2007 07:59 AM EST --
CONNECTILE DYSFUNCTION
Connectile Dysfunction (otherwise known as "CD"): The inability to gain or maintain an internet connection.
"My computer had connectile dysfunction yesterday, . . .
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March 01, 2007 09:03 AM EST --
MULTISLACKING
Multislacking: Doing multiple slacker-esque things concurrently.
BigDeadHeadDaddy: "Hey JoJo, don't you think Peter H. is a real slacker?"
Jody: "Man, . . .
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February 16, 2007 08:03 AM EST --
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy."
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February 20, 2007 06:21 AM EST --
RIDIN' DIRTY
Ridin Dirty: Driving/Ridin' in an automobile while having at least a felony charge worth of illegal drugs and or unregistered firearms with you.
BigDeadHeadDaddy: "Uhm, hey . . .
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March 12, 2007 07:16 AM EDT --
DST-lag
DST-lag: The jetlag-like disruption of your circadian rhythms that occurs on the Monday after Daylight Saving Time comes into effect.
PSofG: "Sorry I'm late with the underground . . .
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March 14, 2007 06:31 AM EDT --
BOGART
Bogart: To keep something all for oneself, thus depriving anyone else of having any. Often used in relation to cigarettes, joints, weed, etc, but can be applied to anything. (as you'll . . .
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April 25, 2007 10:22 AM EDT --
BREAK YOUR CRAYONS
Break your crayons - Something or someone that makes you very upset or that ruins your whole day.
Gatherite: "Dude, where have you been?"
PSofG: . . .
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March 13, 2007 09:20 AM EDT --
TRUTHENIZE
Truthenize: To inform someone of a harsh reality that they were not aware of or ignored with every fiber of their being. The resulting awareness of truth leaves the liar/misinformed . . .
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March 03, 2007 06:13 PM EST --
The Atlantic Theater in the Jacksonville, Fla., suburb of Atlantic Beach planned to stage several dramas this winter, including Eve Ensler's "The Vagina Monologues," but following an undisclosed . . .
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February 13, 2007 07:26 AM EST --
{remember to click on article Image to understand the relevance of today's quotes.}
Charlie Brown: "What if everyone was like you? What if we all ran away from our problems? Huh? . . .
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February 14, 2007 07:09 AM EST --
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"I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, . . .
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February 19, 2007 03:49 PM EST --
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“I can honestly say, all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly, directly attributed . . .
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March 17, 2007 08:14 AM EDT --
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Drink one pint of Guinness for every toast mentioned and let someone else drive home.
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June 08, 2007 06:20 AM EDT --
Each week (or so...) I select another member of our group to showcase on our site by making them a "Feature". This means that one of their works (I choose) will be shared with . . .
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April 07, 2007 07:19 AM EDT --
Welcome to the newest SHINE SHOWCASE!
Each week (or so... ) I select another member of our group here on GATHER to showcase on our GATHER site by making them a . . .
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November 02, 2008 08:40 PM EST --
100 years from now, what is the USA like? Respond with stories, poems, visions, dreams!
Remember: for every challenge we receive from the Universe, there are always at least SIX . . .
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August 24, 2007 06:01 PM EDT --
As the day for most people come to an end, the day for one particular employee moves on at an overwhelmingly slow pace. Alone in her office she sits and waits at the seconds tick by, seemingly not changing . . .
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