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February 12, 2007 09:44 AM EST -- MULTI-TASKING      Multitasking:  A polite way of telling someone that you haven’t heard a word they said.  Commonly used during long phone calls when the party on the . . . more
February 22, 2007 08:32 AM EST --   HOSTAGE LUNCH   Hostage Lunch:  A meal purchased by the company, often times pizza, and is provided for employees whose employer requires them to attend a meeting or work through their . . . more
March 02, 2007 08:34 AM EST -- MAMMOGRAPH Mammograph: A celebrity signature written on a female breast, usually with a "sharpie" brand marker.   The Dirty Debutante: "Big Deadhead Daddy, will you please sign my . . . more
February 16, 2007 07:59 AM EST -- CONNECTILE DYSFUNCTION   Connectile Dysfunction (otherwise known as "CD"): The inability to gain or maintain an internet connection. "My computer had connectile dysfunction yesterday, . . . more
March 01, 2007 09:03 AM EST -- MULTISLACKING   Multislacking: Doing multiple slacker-esque things concurrently.   BigDeadHeadDaddy: "Hey JoJo, don't you think Peter H. is a real slacker?" Jody: "Man, . . . more
February 16, 2007 08:03 AM EST --   "Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy."                                                               . . . more
February 20, 2007 06:21 AM EST -- RIDIN' DIRTY Ridin Dirty: Driving/Ridin' in an automobile while having at least a felony charge worth of illegal drugs and or unregistered firearms with you. BigDeadHeadDaddy: "Uhm, hey . . . more
March 12, 2007 07:16 AM EDT -- DST-lag DST-lag:  The jetlag-like disruption of your circadian rhythms that occurs on the Monday after Daylight Saving Time comes into effect. PSofG:  "Sorry I'm late with the underground . . . more
March 14, 2007 06:31 AM EDT -- BOGART   Bogart: To keep something all for oneself, thus depriving anyone else of having any. Often used in relation to cigarettes, joints, weed, etc, but can be applied to anything. (as you'll . . . more
April 25, 2007 10:22 AM EDT -- BREAK YOUR CRAYONS   Break your crayons  -  Something or someone that makes you very upset or that ruins your whole day.   Gatherite: "Dude, where have you been?" PSofG: . . . more
March 13, 2007 09:20 AM EDT -- TRUTHENIZE   Truthenize: To inform someone of a harsh reality that they were not aware of or ignored with every fiber of their being. The resulting awareness of truth leaves the liar/misinformed . . . more
February 13, 2007 07:26 AM EST --  {remember to click on article Image to understand the relevance of today's quotes.}   Charlie Brown: "What if everyone was like you? What if we all ran away from our problems? Huh? . . . more
February 14, 2007 07:09 AM EST -- {remember to click on article Image to understand the relevance of today's quotes.}   "I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, . . . more
February 19, 2007 03:49 PM EST --  {remember to click on article Image to understand the relevance of today's quotes.}   “I can honestly say, all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly, directly attributed . . . more
March 17, 2007 08:14 AM EDT --  Remember to click on the article image to understand the relevance of today's quotes.    Drink one pint of Guinness for every toast mentioned and let someone else drive home.   . . . more
 
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